Who is who? Who is where? What is where? What is? Is what where who is after where is all worn out? Lets get to the bottom of these questions. To the best of our knowledge, there are 16 chocolate milk shakes, 9 apples, 1 lb. of canned tomatos, a hoola-hoop, one dozen talking G.I. Joes with kung-fu grip, a rhinocerous, a gallon of carbonated water, a case of bean dip, 4 issues of "The Art of Flying" magazine, a limited edition brazilian back scratcher, an antique grandfather clock, a pack of onion flavored chewing gum, a strathmore sketchbook, a shrunken head, a doctor's stethescope, a doctor, another doctor, a "Winnie the Pooh" electric toothbrush, a "Raiders of the Lost Arc" nightlight, 2.5 lbs. of dried kidney beans, 3 lucky rabbit feet, a Ford Escort, 5 or 6 "Nutri-Grain" waffles, a used rawhide doggie chew toy, a black and white television, a postcard from Lake Tahoe, about a hundred plastic green army men, an imitation rabbit fur coat, $3.00 in Susan B. Anthony dollars, a pinecone from Yosimite National Park, 4 sheets of 4 X 8 plywood, one sheet of 4 X 8 marine grade plywood, a timing light, a plastic bag full of unused moist towelets, a collection of oddly bent nails, 400 feet of speaker wire, an ocean liner, a talking parrot named Charley, and a gas powered generator in UBZUB. There was a pair of bowling shoes as well, but they took off to play in a rock group.