The Stupid Band Name List
This list was created at work, and it caught on with a lot
of other employees. Either by lack of knowledge, or through humor,
some people write down names of actual bands. No offense is intended.
No names have been omitted. Some names are very explicit. All names are
on the list for humors sake. Well, actually, blow up the place where
we work, as we could use some time off.
If you use any of these names for a band, song, etc...., PLEASE
send me some e-mail saying so. Through this I can avoid others using it
too by marking it as used.
- Crippled Mentality
- The Pork Wafers
- Vulcan Death Grip (actual band)
- Offenders of the Door
- Fluid Corndog
- Frozen Turd Waffles
- Rumpleforeskin
- Spasm Tizzy and the Pukes
- Big Daddy Dick and the Erections
- Anal Contraceptive
- You and your Mom
- Genital Snack
- Defenders of the Door
- Turd Woman
- Air Woman
- The Thin Dirties
- Air Man
- Turd Man
- Pert Near Capricorn
- MetalHosen
- Psychodelic Blowjob
- Rapid Motion and the Cosmic Orgasm
- Inner Ear Spiral and a Loss of Balance
- Bid 'Ol Tit and the Oral Obsessions
- Carbonic
- Super Sonic Butt Spray
- DooDeeWop
- Big Turd and the DooDeeWop
- The Inner Rectum Cult Assasins
- Harry Dick and the Publics
- The Fuckin' Dumb Fucks
- The Bung Plugs
- Urethra Franklin
- Satanic Vulcan Wafers
- Epic Sleep Disorder
- Big Sex and the Virgins
- Shit Killer
- Alien Space Food
- Shit Enigma / Enigma of Shit
- Livid Porcelin
- BattleJizz
- Skorkatok
- Deviant Toenail
- Filtered Butt Wax
- Robbalism
- God's ButtWhole and the Holy Oder
- Rock-Rob-N-Off
- Wide Turd and the Big Rectum
- Anal Blow Torch and the Flaming Turds
- The Crystal Carpenters
- Pop-Tarts and Tang
- Electric Dog Shit
- Fumar La Mota
- The Lymph Nodes
- Altitude Sponge
- Zulu Tool
- Worm Minus Sight
- Overlip
- Corroded Basketball
- The Nose Thumbing Hippies
- Ilk
- Idium
- Soda Colonic
- Suckface
- Psycoactive Sputum
- The Self Centered Dick Heads
- Albainian Lip Service
- I Slapped The Housewares Buyer
- Sphincter Atoms
- Atomic Sphincter
- Disposable Vaganal Speculums
- Dave's Femanine Side
- New Kids on the Block
- Flagrant Assault Nostril
- Wiener Nozzle
- Metaphysical Dickhead
- Hurl
- Test Tube Sheep
- Team Urinal
- Heavy Metal on Ice
- The Metal Capades
- The Thrash Capades
- The Label Art Band
- Berkely Berkeley
- BubbleHead
- TrashMaster
- Bloody Torch
- Fornicating with Owls
- Fornicating with Mom
- The Grizzly Adams Band
- Captain Dungball
- Eyelid Fish Hook
- Nuns and Hoses
- Chocolate Bunghole Stuffer
- Corncob Express
- Esspresso Sweat Glands
- Alum Pressure Drop
- Ruthless Managment
- The Porky Pig High School Snake Stretchers
- Double Stretched Dick Pinchers
- Soluable? Huh?
- Killer Mexican
- Bud Hiest
- Squash
- The 700 Club
- Future Suffering
- Malignant Oil Change
- Fiberous Cardstock
- Licky Licky
- Sturgeon Mishap
- Cheese Cartel
- The No Neck Red Necks
- Golden Iglet
- Benign Savings
- King Vitamin
- Orchic Plantain
- Napalm Nicad
- Deoderant Stoners
- Metal Metal Metal
- Blow Comb Boy
- Perenium Slide
- Carbide Haystack
- Men on Metal (Really Heavy)
- White Sappath
- Orgone and the Metal Implants
- Fanny Slapper
- Snuggle Bunny Death God Trip
- Teh Heavy Mentallers
- Teh "Dave" and "Rob" Metal Gods Band
- The Sinister Icy Hand of Death Club
- WeeBlows
- The Dorks
- Spanking Willy
- Titty-Bar Bonanza
- The PLank Walkers
- Nuclear Butt Zipper
- Barbies No Bimbo!
- Angora Phili-Ments
- Poo Poo
- Ken Blows Bimbos!
- Four Poster Bed
- God's Heavy Metal Toenail
- Vomitous Feeling
- Death to the Cure
- Big-Hair Chicks in Tight Little Dresses
- Pleasure Hole
- Bitchen Kitchen
- Synapse Collapse
- Bloated
- The Embossed
- Black Forest Ham
- Tofu
- #153
- Tobacco Sausage
- Angora Condom
- Fire Plug
- Nipple Ring
- Your Mama's Got a Big 'Ol Dingaling, and I Think Its You!
- Cult of Bigness (actual band)
- Damp Dark Places and the Hairy Orifice
- Hairy Orifice and the Damp Dark Places
- King Meatstick
- Joy Bone
- Meatstick Joy Bone
- Doughy Fist
- B.A.R.T.
- The Dump
- Demonic Elmer Fudd
- Armostrong Aluminum Siding
- Scooby-Doo on Acid
- Black Anus
- Mind Fuck
- Sophisticated Dicks
- Straight Up Cunts w/o a Clue
- Ribbed For HER PLeasure!!
- Elmer Fudd and the Dominatrix
- Asian Delights and the Encefilic Folds
- Abernathy Particles
- Bernard Eyelid Hook
- Half Circle Fulcrum
- Full Metal Feces
- Carposlipnoid
- Sympathy Brigade
- Onion Dogs
- Cross Hairs
- Chopstick Lovers
- Misguided Yoot
- The Multicolor Parapalegics
- Combat Imps
- The Wet Ones
- Tabernacle of the Forty-Five Dollars
- Westinghouse Massacre
- Potty Boy
- Fourteen Kernals of Corn
- Lightweight Theatre
- Bombay Hip Pocket
- Bernard Shaw
- Green Loogie Lickers
- The Smart Drink Drinkers
- The Bitch Slap Punks
- The Enigmatic Drunkards
- Intro FauxPax
- Touchy Feelie
- Up Your Animus
- Corrogated Pup-Tent
- Series of Gavin
- Back Stabbath
- Cadaver Beans
- Detonator
- Electric Pussy
- Beans of the Cadaver
- Pussy
- Nation of Dave
- Satanic Dog Shit
- The Rectum Hoppers
- Fart
- Omar and the Pretzel Benders
- The Omnipotent box Cutterz
- O.J. Simpson
- Race of O.J.
- Botanical Scare Crow
- Phreak Juice
- Inter-Collegic Wetness
- High School Pussy Car
- Loquat Vandals
- Family Pak
- Party Lip
- Fat Globules
- Homoerogenous Flight Attendents
- Non-Human Feces
- Bi-Partisan Twart Hogs
- Afternoon Self Destruction
- Philosiphy of "D"
- King of Nothing
- Misguided Aggression
- Cleaning Woman
- Perforated Albatross
- Megatation
- Sin of Zann
- The Hair Down There
- White Ford Bronco
- Shit on the Window
- Heavy Testicle
- The Corn Varments
- The Port Selectors
- Empty Hole
- YeeePeee
- Fifi Oolala
- Fido Lunch Meat
- Einsturznde Neubauten (real band)
- Sinus Sloppy Joe
- (Place Your Name Here)
- Buttox
- Gurry Gurry Foo Foo
- Boogie Filter
- Puckered Orifice
- Monster Doggie Truck
- Blues Extrusion
- The Oven Turtle
- Water Turtle
- Poe Poe
- Stig
- Flacid Satelites
- Flagelites
- The Cramp Hippies
- Bone Slushie
- Flesh and Boners
- Lamer Patrol
- Night of the Ambiguous
- Fly Bait
- Pelvic Rooster Thrust
- Fuckin' Fuckin' Fuckin' Fuck
- Vitamin Pill Afterthought
- Drinkers Of Milk
- Fungo Bunghole
- Sting
- Bakehouse Man
- Prolific Bleeding
- Jackson G-Spot
- Virtual Meat
- The Space Newts
- Kick the Wounded
- Rythmical Elations
- String
- Zantar 5
- Acidophilus
- Micro Colony 6
- Buttsmoker
- Fucko Bungo
- The Pathetic Overseers
- Mike Zepplin
- Mark Twain's Oral Vibrator
- The Non-Secular Republicans
- Ox Knob
- 49 Bargain Hunters From Malaysia
- Strange Liquid
- Mr. Funkhole
- Hangliders from Hayden Lake
- Flunko Dungo
- What's up? G!
- Dick Sled
- Hamster Damage
- InGrown Toenail
- The Anti-Pop Cycle Motor Bitches
- Paper Attack
- The Liars
- Bob's Magnificent Penis
- Plant Damage
- Capitalist Punks
- Punk Elation
- Aufbauende Altbauten
- Demonic Bunny Rabbit
- Verticular Smilickular
- Anally Fascinated Guys
- Plaak
- Jerkface
- Jellyfish Face Scraper
- Red Houkah
- He Shoots - He Scores
- Deified Rectums
- Columbian Back Pass
- Goal Goal Goal Goal Goal Goal Goal Goal Goal Goal Goal Goal
- Rump Force
- Filthy Banana Corpse
- The Lead Guitar HoHo's
- Fifteen Dead Guitar Heros
- Star Spleen
- The Santa Rosa Expert Racketball Hosts
- Legion of Luke Skywalker
- E Pluribus Unix
- Dave's Big Speech
- Lunitiod Accubondage
- The Loud Band
- The Quiet Band
- Painful Dick Tricks
- Front End Team Member
- Critter Release Knob
- Ashram Gulag
- Sticky Secretion
- The Quite Loud Band
- The Greatful Depp
- Fuckin Shit
- Carbonation
- Tired
- The Trojacs
- Cobain's Pain
- Bitter Resentment
- Tragic Football Mishap
- Scientist (already a band)
- Deep, Deep, Deep
- Tough Bostich
- Flatulence Sunday
- Born Again Limbaugh
- 14th Century Dickhead
- Electro-Wank
- Puffed Corn
- Ouch?
- CMG Powergroup
- Universal Order of CMG
- Smashing Calculators
- 10,000 Hand Jobs
- Dante's Wet Fart
- Sean's Armored Truck
- Dave's Pantera
- Dave's Lace Panties
- The Talking Pustules
- Butt Extension
- The Capitol Capitolists
- Electrofied Death
- Dog Balls
- Powergrip
- Flatulent Egg Yolks From Scandinavia
- Green Satanic Penis
- Spatula Tendencies
- Rapid Proliferation
- Swiss Cross
- The Five Franks
- Total Mowhawk
- Alex Wennerholm's Metalization
- In Memory of 168
- Pimple Moose
- Ramrom
- Alcoholica
- Phallica
- Panty Tera
- Fuzzy Fruit
- Lipothrobbic
- Stale Bread
- Meusilix
- Analphabetica
- The Hydroponic Calcuator band
- The Quizmasters
- Spelling Bee
- The Contest Big Shots
- The Bobo's
- Blap Factory
- SCSI
- James Chartrues
- The Berkeley Jazz Wankers
- Fuzzy Logic
- Black Vomit
- Giant Condom
- Belly Button Lint
- Butt Fuzz
- Rubber Chicken
- Fuck
- You
- Meddle Meddle Meddle
- Vengence of Rosebud
- Orgasmic Stupidity
- Betty Plague
- Punk
- Pung
- Justice Squad
- Justice Squat
- Slap of Justice
- O.J. Bitch Slap
- Albany Street Justice
- Albany Straight Jacket
- Straight Jacket of Justice
- The Justice Militia
- Justice of the Hole
- Kabbalistic Justice
- Masonic Justice
- Justice of the Stone
- Justice of the Stoners
- Stoner Justice
- Stone Temple Justice
- Justice of the Breast
- Dave's Justice
- Justice of Dave II
- Simulated Justice
- Justicular Concubine
- Unified Orafice
- Hyperbole of Justice
- Testicular Justice
- Carcass II
- The New New Carcass
- Glen's Carcass
- 4 Three Zeros a One and a Three
- The Hall Monitors
- The 40 Inch Potty Lumps
- The All Christian Death Metal Band
- The Rockin' Hard Ons
- The Fuck Downs
- Military Headspace
- A Methal Nightmare
- Metallic Sickness
- Halloween Metals
- Heavy Ingredients
- The Lightly Crusaders
- Meat Justice
- The Nasty Nimitz
- Visa Stuff
- Suicidal Alcoholics
- Cacadoodoo
- Dairy 229
- Bale 2010
- The Crashing Crashers
- Clarkass
- Dust Bunnies From Hell
- Vomitose
- Cucurbitaceae
- Filthy Hole
- Resin Ball
- Particle Blast
- Backwash Slurpee
- Brainicle
- Wheat Bran
- Wheat Toast
- Eaters of Organic Produce
- Buns Up
- The Rug Doctors
- Coco Puffs
- No Meat Hamburger
- Egg Man
- Rotory Foot Wash
- Blap Flag
- Baby Killers
- Shear Terrier
- Spit Thrower
- Bubonic fire Hydrant
- Frozen Freezer
- Frozen Spits
- Bell Hastard
- Intel Inside
- Advanced Dungeons and Dragons Band
- Internet
- Spokane Pipe hit
- Arthur Mega Watt
- Morbid Mickey Mouse
- The Burned Beyond Recognitions
- The Allergic Reactions
- Metal Detector
- Narrowhead Mt. Metal Boyz
- Rectum Saints
- Metal Mariachi's
- Metallurgica
- Foot Pedal
- 4 Way
- Facelift
- Crabby Ol' Buggered
- Casa De Muerta
- Repentatrator
- Frozen Frozen Frozen
- Frozen Hosen
- The Extension Cords
- The Enlarged Breast Lovers
- Blood Butter Band
- Kershank
- Septic Tank
- Alimighty Scumbags
- Mortuary Scuzzzzzzzz
- Beezlebub Backrub
- Legions of Stymie
- Death Riff
- Forbidden Chords
- Warp Speed
- Controller
- Kill It!
- Buckwheats Burden
- Leslie On Speed
- Blank Stare of Non-Recognition
- Lavosh
- The Wheat Free's
- The Stoned Wheat Thins
- The Gene Krupa Heroin Express
- The Booty Sniffers
- Grannies Nightmare
- Santacide
- The Paul Stanley Visigoths
- Death Burp
- Satan Stool
- The Special Orders
- Rob's Flapping Rectum
- Mama's Pubic Hair
- Forklift
- Goober lube
- 4 Non Blondes Using a Single Brain
- Dog Years
- Whooping Cough
- Santariatana
- Spider Eggs
- Dick Suck
- Elmer Boggs
- Old Metal Box
- The Unemployed
- Morbid Angle
- Death Angle
- Scissors
- Green Grocer
- Pop Farts
- Fuck Dat Shit
- Raw Materials
- Sco Unix
- Unix-Command
- Unix-Commando
- Bulgar Display of Power
- The Anglers
- The Angry Fishermen
- Fish Hatchery
- Astragalus
- Patty Melt
- Libertarian Eyewash
- Delete
- Chutes and Ladders
- Chord Structure
- Organic Fantasies
- Disabled Doctors
- Analphabetic Teachers
- Star Trek
- Friends of Star Trek
- Black and Whitey
- Intestination
- Testicular Violence
- Spirulina
- Mega GLA
- Crunchy
- Mega Lip
- Fattened Calf
- Dave's Hours
- Eco-Team
- Deadhead Picnic
- Rob's Last Booty Finger
- Toxic Cocktail
- Toxic Cock(s)
- Toxic Twats
- The Toxi-Twins
- Toys for Twats
- Toxic Soup
- Spit and Piss
- Spit Missle
- Fart Knocker
- The Mighty Mighty Corncob
- Brown Day
- Brown Knight
- Long Britches
- Wax 600
- Mashy Nipple Lick
- Santanatanic
- Santanatanium
- Santanatarium
- Santanatitanium
- Beefweed
- Clostridium
- Shigellosis
- Three Car Train
- Food Danger Zone
- Rob's Monsterous Ego
- 12 Step Program
- Panda Bear Mating Ritual
- The Flying Buttresses
- Alfrachdfachra
- Pocket Heritic
- Hearty Fish Dinner
- Meat Sauce II
- Merciless Head
- Spam Placemat
- Left Wing Bogata Matress
- Uranus
- Bogey No Hogey
- Time Clock
- Spartan Love Bath
- Big Fat Dollar
- Hot Dog Particlizer
- Mink Brigade
- Bile Counsil
- The Pole-Vaulting Hippies
- Orangutans From Uranus
- Toxic Loophole
- Jumpin' Rump Dealer
- Metric Metric
- Buzzsaw
- Klipsch
- Injury Backache
- Butt Mistress
- Parasite of Godzilla
- Bird Seed
- Bellybutton Typecaster
- Talcum
- Stage Craft
- Smoochie Woochie
- Lug Nut
- Beergut Fantasies
- Formal Wear
- Heavy Duty Gloves
- Athletic Butt
- Fashion Javelin
- Lavelin
- Survival of the Porcupine
- Demonic Arc Tangent
- Fantasy Island
- Drill Seargent
- Accute Repremand
- Hot Vomit
- Karmic Relegation
- Beergut
- Source
- Rebuking of Evil
- Joint Butt Spasm
- Brutalizing Mammories
- Brutalika / Brutalica
- American Beauty Secret
- Mouth Wash
- Burnt
- Weed
- Halitosis
- Cherub Butt Spasm
- Given Acts of Stupidity
- Laurance Naked
- Serpantilla
- Serpantula
- El Dopamine
- Fists of Gratitude
- Ma'Towel Head
- Scoop and Flush
- Edible Candy Sphincter
- Bitch Master
- Awesome Diesels
- Gastrointestinal Orchestra
- Random Sphincter Release
- Butt Munch
- Satanic Egg Analk Assault
- Powder Puffs
- Biofart
- The Heavy-Metal Acid-Eating Satanic Flower Children
- N.Y. Dykes
- Load Bar
- Atomic Sugar Nukes
- Sacred Sacred
- The Heterosexual Art Dicks
- Buttflake Yogurt
- The Angus Young Wannabe's
- The 700 Clubbers
- The 700 Clubfoot
- The Five Flatulent Floggers
- Heinous Anus
- Electrolove
- The New David Bowie
- Baby Bokchoy
- S.S. Minnow
- The Dirty Baloons
- Final Jesture
- Klingon Chili
- Spok Ears
- Vulcanian Peppers
- Warmed-Up Mayonaise
- Metalizer
- Moshin' Josh
- Plecostimus
- Crystal Geezer Butler Band
- Harm & Slammer
- Burning Tush
- Whole Fluids
- The Un-Fried
- The Unscented
- Strauss Family Killers
- Car Crash
- Metalstein
- Frankenmetal
- Igoria
- (The) Jovial Sphincters
- Metal Bathroom
- Crispy Love Fuck
- Ballroom Ant Farm
- Calculator
- Draino
- Potty Pot Pot
- Green Fluid
- The Slime Horders
- Carmen Pachebell Armstrong
- The Plumbers
- The Plum
- Twisted Fart Whistle
- Hammer-On
- Meatpeach
- Spirulina
- Flying Metacarpels
- The Speed Metal Men
- Jumbo Jet Lag
- Cross Country Feinstein
- Ricecake
- Nickel-Bag and the Pipeloads
- Chrome Molly
- The Speed Philangies
- Mast
- Sugus Sucarus Sug
- Violent Raging Rampage
- Adversarial Lunch
- Metal Mary
- Pussy
- Ave' Maria
- Meat Thrower
- Botanical Hard-On
- The Inhuman Shoemakers
- Fourteen Blasphemous Pigeons
- The Mortifiing Hair Tonics
- Goat Thrower
- Goat Throw-Up
- Sam-A-Cide (Album Title- I'm Gonna Kill Him)
- Beauty of the Wench
- Bloody Rotten Runny Bottom
- Hexplanation
- Uranus Satellite
- The Snatchmen
- Velcro Buttplug
- R
- Shub Niggaruth
- Hastur
- 777
- Walter Throbbb!
- Waltergeist
- Scary Slime
- Slestie Gorp
- Gorgonauts
- Crunchy Gonads
- A Bloody Sponge Bath
- Spongy Blood Bath
- Clover Killers
- Dirty Dildo's
- Popcorn Fecal Boys
- Metal Pipe
- Metal Net
- Metal Fish
- Chewable Scrotums
- Hot Dog Cat Butt
- The Hot Doggin' Doggies
- M.C. Honky
- The Orals
- Squeeze Mustard
- Hot Catty Dog Butts
- The Corn Squeezers
- Squee-z-Cheese
- Special Rash
- The Farm Squeezers
- Mortifiing Brutality
- Decimation
- Brutality
- Dry Ice
- Satanic Hair Styling Gel
- Astro Death
- Inhumanix
- Pick-a-ninny Mau Mau
- Meccaleccahimeccahinieho
- Lost Idiot
- I Slapped The Wide Load
- Feed Backuss
- Professor and Mary Ann
- Crime Bill
- Slaughtering Fart Smell
- The Fuckin' Flyin' Freaks
- Tang Butt Glider
- Brian Ferry's Sagging Testicles
- Oblit
- Sacred Omission
- The Ultra-Stupids
- Force of Pleasure
- The Mendocino Buckaroos
- Blue Truck Blue
- The George Bush Band
- Buttload
- Old Bitch is Hairy
- Band Aid Fuckers
- Bad Joke Band
- The Groupie Gobblers
- Unholy Pollination
- Aqueous Blasphemy
- Spankatorium
- Spankory
- The Sir Francis Drake Band
- Offspring of Steve Miller
- The Pesticides
- The Pesticide Drinkers